My Bucket List

-go backpacking with my dad

-through-hike the Appalachian Trail

-teach english abroad
-travel to all seven continents
-sail around the world
-sell a screenplay
-hike the Appalachian trail
-go to the amazon rainforest
-visit the holy land

-skydive
-grow my own food
-road trip cross country
-grow a beard
-live abroad
-give an extravagant gift to a stranger
-tour with a band
-learn to surf
-attend Coachella, burning man, sxsw, and bonaroo
-attend a world cup match (preferably one with team USA)
-run a marathon
-see the pyramids
-learn about where my ansestors were from and go to those places

-be in a movie
-give Mom a dozen roses and tell her I love her
-fly first class
-write my will
-bench-press my own weight (I could do it when I was younger…)
-go on a cruise

-see Wolf Parade live

-dye my hair

-go ghost-riding

-go to Bethesda Naval Hospital (where I was born)

-try heroin (when I’m really old, like 85+)

-launder money

-star in a Seinfeld ripoff that airs on the CW

-get a dog
-get a cool car
-become a published comic book writer
-learn how to cook really well
-go to the olympics
-go to the superbowl
-live in NYC
-live on a boat in the caribbean
-work at disneyland or Disneyworld

-invest in a small business in a poor country

-write for GQ
-be on the cover of GQ
-be interviewed on a late-night show
-help design a house and then live in it
-invest in a small business in a third-world country
-drink absinthe in paris and stay in that hotel that oscar wilde died in

-learn to knit

-go to space